હું તમને મારા કેન ગ્રિફે જુનિયર આપીશું. માટે…

આ હું પહેલાં ક્યારેય ન જોઈ કર્યું છે કંઈક છે. વધતી જતી હું હંમેશા આવી હોય કોઇ મને તેમના પર જંતુઓ સાથે કેટલાક kitsch પદાર્થ આપી, પણ કાર્ડ રમતા. સાથે સાથે તે પણ ગયા વર્ષે હું અન્ય જંતુ આધારિત ટાઈ મળી. (I don’t have the whimsey of PZ Myers and his awesome tie.) પરંતુ, they were all printed images of course. New this year from Upper Deck, entomology cards! If you scroll down the page you notice something striking – they aren’t pictures, but actual insects. Here is an image from the link above:

વાહ- and follow this link to Facebook to see more of what is to come. I guess these are a modern version of the “tobacco card”, which was an extra collectors card inserted into regular card packs. Last year the company passed out redemption cards that would allow it to be returned for the real thing seen above. According to ESPN, these cards are going for over $100 to people who have no idea what insect they may get. A quick look on e-bay found one currently bid to $87.00. Go figure. In all, Upper Deck plans to release 30 different types of insects. On the back of each card there is an old-timey “range map” and short blurb about the insect. They are also “certified” as being genuine, whatever that means. Do they have a taxonomist consulting? I bet my hourly rates would be less than whoever they have now…

The butterfly ones crack me up, they are just closed specimens laid on their side. I would think a spread specimen would be more appealing, but maybe no one at Upper Deck realizes this is how they should be prepared. Whoever is giving them their mantids though are taking lots of time to make them look fancy. I really wonder how many of these are being made, obviously this could not be sustained in any large number. I guess in the end this makes a very interesting conversation starter among people who might never look twice at an insect, and especially as something collectible. I wonder what PETA thinks… બરાબર, we know that much already.