Hnub no mus koj horoscope?

kuv twb ua lawm, thiab nws suab li muab sau los ntawm Sarah Palin. Ua tau, Kuv tuaj hla no meta tsom xam txog lawm 22,000 horoscopes nyob rau Lus qhia yog Beautiful. Nws yog spectacular – tab sis kuv mam li khiav nqes ob peb ntsiab lus ntawm no:

Ntawm no 22,000 horoscopes tuaj ib daim ntawv ntawm cov lus tshaj (hauv qab), 90% kev uas tshwm sim los xyov yog ib yam tsis hais koj kos npe rau. David McCandless kuj generated ib meta twv ua ntej siv cov ntsiab lus no muaj ntau heev. Nws mus dab tsi li no.

“Npaj txhij? Ntsoov? Xijpeem qhov teeb meem no lossis zais cia caij txaus siab rau txhua yam heev. Xav tau kiag li tu. Cia siab tias tsis muaj dab tsi ntxiv. Muab kev hlub. Tsis muaj teeb meem uas tsev neeg thiab cov phooj ywg. Lub ntiaj teb no lub neej, kev lom zem thiab muaj zog. Tej zaum kev nyuaj. Los yog ib qho yooj yim. Xyov txaus noj zoo tshaj. Pab thiab tham nrog lwm tus. Hloov siab thiab zoo mus ob peb vas li…“

Sawv daws, hopefully, yuav tsum paub hais tias horoscopes thiab astrology muaj yeej tau muab cub pawg. Pom cov ntaub ntawv zoo li no xwb yuav ua rau nws ntawd yooj yim npaum li cas los luag in the face of wackiness. Kuv kuj nyiam McCandless lub sijhawm lone txhais lus. Kuv yog ib tug “gemini” (los yog tsawg kawg yog), thiab yog tus tshaj lus rau kuv “tog, nyob, sib thiab mloog yeej”. Txhais “tog ntawd mas raug kev puas siab tsiaj tsis txhob hais tias tsis muaj”. nyiam heev.

Koj yuav muaj kuj hnov tsis ntev los no hais txog qhov scandalous zaj dabneeg kev tsis ncaj ncees lawm lone tibsi. Thaum nws puv peb tus ntiaj teb wobbles ib nyuag nyob orbit; qab hau cov hnub qub yuav tsis raws nraim uas lawv muaj nyob rau hmo ntuj hmo no raws li lawv muaj ob peb millennia dhau los thaum twg tus zodiac yog heev thawj derived. Thiaj yog lub hnub qub vim pwm uas ua rau koj yog thaum yug ces lawv ua li ntawd, raws li uas lawv muaj tam sim no thiab tsis 2,000 xyoo dhau los. Surprise – muaj coob tus neeg yuav tsum tam sim no tau muab ib daim ntawv tshiab! Ooooh scandal! Qhov kev kawm ntawm astrology tsis txawm tuaj ze cua hais no (nws heev pained kuv mockingly txawm hu astrology science). Tiam sis yog lawv xav tshuaj nws perturb tsis tau, lawv zoo hloov hauv dodging cov kev kawm nyuab thiab spinning BS, thiab muaj tau ua li ntawd rau xyoo 175,000. Rov qab los nyob rau hauv 1781 astronomers txawb lub ciaj ntswj ntawm cov hauv paus zaub ntawm astrologers nrog cov foundations ntawm Uranus – thiab ib tiam tom ntej Neptune tshum sim rau lub scene. Huag tsis txhawj! Astrologers fudged lawv cov zauv, whined txog kev sib txawv “daim phiaj qhia thiab tshuab” thiab snuck nyob hauv ob lub cim lone xyuas kom pom zoo nrog lub ntiaj teb ua kev kawm to taub nws. Auj, thiab yeej tsis mloog tas cov kuj, billion cov hnub qub thiab cov planets…

Tsis tau, Kuv tseem tau hnov quaj tsaus muag cia txoj kev nov rau Berkeley – ib tug neeg slaps tes rau lub taub hau thiab exclaims “huag tam sim no nws yuav ua rau kev txiav txim zoo, Kuv yog ib tug Taurus tag nrho raws!”

Koj yuav tsum tau mus tshawb tus blog thiab los saib closer tus tsom. Tsis tau zoo, Yog hais tias koj muaj ib tug phooj ywg hlub lawv astrology, koj yuav tsum tau nraim no nyob rau hauv cov kev taw qhia.