כל חדש, עש התקפה!

נראה שיש שכיחות של אגדות אורבניות הכוללות חרקים שזוחלים לתוך הפנים שלנו בזמן שאנחנו ישנים. המיתוס המפורסם ביותר הוא משהו בסגנון “אתה אוכל 8 עכבישים בשנה בזמן השינה“. בעצם כשאתה מחפש בגוגל שהמספר נע בין 4 עד 8… עד קילו? לא מפתיע דברים כל כך מוגזמים באינטרנט, במיוחד כשזה נוגע לארכנופוביה הפופולרית כל כך. אני בספק שהאמריקאי הממוצע אוכל יותר מכמה עכבישים במשך כל חייו; הבית שלך פשוט לא צריך לזחול עם כל כך הרבה עכבישים שהם יגמרו בפה שלך כל לילה! מיתוס דומה הוא עדיין מיתוס אבל עם גרעין של אמת – שצמידי אוזניים מתחפרים במוח שלך בלילה כדי להטיל ביצים. זה לא נכון שקווי אוזניים הם טפילים אנושיים (למרבה המזל), but they do have a predisposition to crawl into tight, damp places. It is possible that this was a frequent enough occurrence in Ye Olde England that the earwig earned this notorious name. Cockroaches have also been documented as ear-spelunkers – but any crawly insect that might be walking on us at night could conceivably end up in one of our orifices.

I have however never heard of a moth crawling into an ear until I came across this story today! I guess a confused Noctuid somehow ended up in this boy’s ear, although I can’t help but to wonder if he put it there himself… Moths aren’t usually landing on people while they are asleep nor are they that prone to find damp, tight spots. But then again anything is possible, some noctuids do crawl under bark or leaves in the daytime for safe hiding. I even came across another story of an ear-moth form the UK (not that the Daily Mail is a reputable source).

כמובן, some lazy news sources are using file photos of “moths” instead of copying the photo from the original story. It’s extra hilarious because one of the pictures used is of a new species of moth described last year by Bruce Walsh in Arizona. Lithophane leeae has been featured on my blog twice before, but never like this!

On a closing note here is a poem by Robert Cording (also where the above image was found).

Consider this: a moth flies into a man’s ear
One ordinary evening of unnoticed pleasures.

When the moth beats its wings, all the winds
Of earth gather in his ear, roar like nothing
He has ever heard. He shakes and shakes
His head, has his wife dig deep into his ear
With a Q-tip, but the roar will not cease.
It seems as if all the doors and windows
Of his house have blown away at once—
The strange play of circumstances over which
He never had control, but which he could ignore
Until the evening disappeared as if he had
Never lived it. His body no longer
Seems his own; he screams in pain to drown
Out the wind inside his ear, and curses God,
Who, hours ago, was a benign generalization
In a world going along well enough.

On the way to the hospital, his wife stops
The car, tells her husband to get out,
To sit in the grass. There are no car lights,
No streetlights, no moon. She takes
A flashlight from the glove compartment
And holds it beside his ear and, unbelievably,
The moth flies towards the light. His eyes
Are wet. He feels as if he’s suddenly a pilgrim
On the shore of an unexpected world.
When he lies back in the grass, he is a boy
שוב. His wife is shining the flashlight
Into the sky and there is only the silence
He has never heard, and the small road
Of light going somewhere he has never been.

– Robert Cording, Common Life: Poems (Fort Lee: CavanKerry Press, 2006), 29–30.