Dendam Rama-rama

Plebejus Samuels

Kita semua melihat hari akan datang, kebangkitan rama-rama, hari mereka akan membalas dendam kepada kami. Tiada lagi mereka pasif terbang di sekitar habitat mereka kerana mereka diranapkan untuk pusat membeli belah dan tercemar dengan air larian. One particularly angry Karner Blue has submitted a letter to the Onion warning us that our time is about up. Endangered little Lycaenidae will join hands and come after us some quiet night while we’re asleep in our beds. We at the Lepidopterists’ Society have even made their list for failing to take action. Together we should act before it is too late – let us preemptively strike before the rise of the blues. Save your families! Burn those styrofoam containers, pave the prairies, drive your off-road vehicles and take a stand against these fluttering fanatics!

(or we could just save them…)