Butterfly nang buong lakas

Plebejus samuelis

Namin ang lahat ng nakita sa araw na ito darating, ang pagtaas ng Paru-paro, sa araw na sila ay tumagal ng paghihiganti sa amin. Hindi na sila ay passively lumipad sa palibot ng kanilang mga habitats habang ang mga ito ay para sa bulldozed mall at polluted sa runoff. One particularly angry Karner Blue has submitted a letter to the Onion warning us that our time is about up. Endangered little Lycaenidae will join hands and come after us some quiet night while we’re asleep in our beds. We at the Lepidopterists’ Society have even made their list for failing to take action. Together we should act before it is too late – let us preemptively strike before the rise of the blues. Save your families! Burn those styrofoam containers, pave the prairies, drive your off-road vehicles and take a stand against these fluttering fanatics!

(or we could just save them…)