蝴蝶复仇

Plebejus塞缪尔

我们都看到了这一天的到来, 蝴蝶的崛起, 一天，他们将采取报复我们. 他们将不再被动地飞来飞去，因为它们是用推土机推平它们的栖息地的商场和径流污染. One particularly angry Karner Blue has submitted a letter to the Onion warning us that our time is about up. Endangered little Lycaenidae will join hands and come after us some quiet night while we’re asleep in our beds. We at the Lepidopterists’ Society have even made their list for failing to take action. Together we should act before it is too late – let us preemptively strike before the rise of the blues. Save your families! Burn those styrofoam containers, pave the prairies, drive your off-road vehicles and take a stand against these fluttering fanatics!

(or we could just save them…)